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Chapter 1 – Part 3

This post is part of the online serial novel “Future Crash” if you are looking for other chapters click here.
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Sometime in December we knew something was really wrong. With the economy in the gutter most people thought it a blessing that they didn’t have to go buy a new winter coat, but it was unnatural to hear white Christmas on the radio when it was 60 degrees outside.

I barely noticed the changing of the seasons. Mostly because they didn’t change. It was still hot; I was still poor, and just as single as ever. By now my obsessive data mining had me completely wrapped up in minutia. I saw all the pieces, but not the big picture.

My mother gave up trying to talk me into getting one of the stupid “new new deal” jobs set up by Bush. Who the fuck wanted to work for Homeland Security spying on your neighbors and keeping logs of people’s activities? It felt like a scene out of an old Communist spy movie.

You couldn’t even cross state lines without someone asking for “your papers.” I had been a bleeding heart liberal before, now I was a scared as shit bleeding heart liberal. The ACLU couldn’t file lawsuits fast enough. But everyone else didn’t care. They were just trying to get by on rice and beans, and figure out how to keep gas in their SUV.

We can’t know for sure, but the best information, showed that something “broke” around Christmas, something that would take a very long time to fix. North of the Canadian shield, deep under the now ice free Arctic Ocean was a time bomb that had finally gone off.

For eons the bodies of anything that died in the Arctic had been sinking to the ocean floor. This “marine snow” was made up of microscopic plants and animals, as well as every whale turd, and fish scale that managed not to be eaten on its way down. A hundred thousand years of corpses, all entombed in ice at the bottom of the ocean.

This great bio-matter land fill did what any landfill does, its contents rotted and produced methane. Because of the great pressures, and cold temperatures the methane got stuck in little ice crystal cages called clathrates. A giant crystal lattice storage network of natural gas. I am sure if we could have figured out a way to burn it we would have. Wikipedia says methane is 21 times more potent than CO2 as a greenhouse gas, and for millennium this stuff had been building up in giant quantities under the Arctic seas.

It could have been fresh water from Greenland’s melting ice cap that fucked up some vital current. It could have been the Russians submersibles planting their stupid little flag to secure oil drilling rights for the motherland. Hell, maybe it was the vengeful spirits of all those dead polar bears. But just as the Christian world was celebrating the birth of baby Jesus, tiny bubbles started to appear around the North Pole.

Something had happened at the bottom of the sea that caused the first of these water crystal prisons to break. Methane molecules started to spill out and rise. Imagine if the pyramids of Giza were made of sugar cubes, each delicate structure relying on the one next to it for strength and support. Now imagine taking a fire hose to the thing. What started as a trickle of bubbles was soon a torrent.

The ocean appeared to boil, satellite pictures showed vast swaths of the Arctic frothing with activity. Some jerk on FARK had the brilliant idea to photoshop the Goatse guys hands into the picture. One more thing to get excited about on Digg. CNN ran stories, but no one really did anything about it. What could they do?

Gigatons of methane poured into the air in a matter of weeks. As much carbon was released into the atmosphere in a couple of days as was released in the last 150 years of burning coal, oil, and gas. Al Gore couldn’t save us now.

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Silver Feather Earrings

I made these after making the feather head badges. I used copper originally but thought they would look better in silver. I am still not sure I am going to stick with this finish. I lightly liver of sulfur’d them, and it produced this really funky color that changes based on what angle you hold them up to the light. But the problem is from a lot of angles I am not sure I like the look…

I am going to let this sorta sink in on me for a while before I decide to sell them or not.

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Chapter 1 – Part 2

This post is part of the online serial novel “Future Crash” if you are looking for other chapters click here.
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It’s hard to see the forest through the trees; it’s even harder to see that forest when you’re a microbe living on the root of one of those trees. That was the problem, the world was so big, and we were so small. We tried, we really did. Scientists, when they could get the funding, studied the skies, the oceans, and earth. It was like taking microscopic pictures of a whale, take enough and you might understand what you are looking at, but it is going to take some time. Time we didn’t have.

We had the basic ideas down. Global warming, ocean acidification, the hole in the ozone. We could see the wounds; we even had a good idea of the weapons that caused them. Our SUV’s, our coal power plants, our sparkling lights, our fields full of industrially grown food. All the things that made our lives wonderful, happy, and free.

The dollar had been falling for weeks, as oil prices climbed skyward. For the first time in my life, one Canadian dollar was worth one US greenback. We joked that the Looney had suddenly become “real money.” Here in America we were busy pouring our tax dollars and children into the black hole that was Iraq. The sub-prime mortgage debacle had banks on the edge, and the markets went up and down hundreds of points for no apparent reason. I remember the temperature was in the mid 90’s in the last week of September.

The scene was set for a great performance. Saudi Arabia decided to switch to the Euro, throwing the world oil markets into a whirlwind. The rest of OPEC quickly followed. Ironically the markets in the US went up that day, it was the calm before the storm. When the markets opened the next day the stock market plummeted over 85%, dragging most of the worlds markets down with it. There was no real reason for any of it, people just got spooked. No one would lend anyone money, banks closed their doors to prevent runs. They even hauled Alan Greenspan out of retirement to try and calm people down. Nothing worked. It was chaos.

Trillions of dollars were suddenly gone. Peoples 401k’s, there nest eggs, their vision of a happy suburban future, vanished in a cloud of monetary magic. No one threw themselves out of windows 1920’s style, Wall Street no longer cared enough to kill themselves over something like this. Hell it wasn’t even their money they had lost, most of them still got outrageous bonuses that year.

Being young and poor I really didn’t lose much in the stock market. It wasn’t till the a couple months latter that I got laid off from my non-profit job. The financial market was taking a shit, and they certainly weren’t going to be giving us money to help inner city kids learn how to use computers. The great American financial dragon had suffered a mortal wound and was thrashing out of control as it died.

October in Boston was just as hot as September. It was not unusual to hit 80 degrees by 9 am. People were temperamental and depressed, their life savings were gone, and it cost too much to run the AC. People were being laid off left and right, the price of milk went through the roof. Murder rates started to go up.

I remember seeing websites, begging for money. Paypal donate buttons sprang up like weeds on every Facebook profile. It was the digital version of selling pencils on the corner. I had made a fair amount of money from Google, displaying ads on my blogs, but no one had any money to buy shit, and advertising budgets dried up. The internet suddenly seemed empty without the dancing shadows of mortgage ads, and banners urging you to find your lost high school friends.

I responded to all this by throwing myself head long into the data, the digital version of sticking your head in the sand. Spending all day reading feeds, checking message boards, listening to NPR. I had given up on finding a new job, no one was hiring, and how was I going to compete with the guy with the PhD vying for the job at Burger King. Somehow knowing more about what was going on, made it less real. I plunged into the net, and tried my best to ignore the world outside my window.

America was reeling from a financial left hook. The fiscal punishment had us dizzy, so dizzy in fact that we didn’t see mother nature’s winding up for a haymaker until it smashed into our face.

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Future Crash Chapter 1 – Part 1

This post is part of the online serial novel “Future Crash” if you are looking for other chapters click here.
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Feedback is greatly appreciated. Future Crash the novel updates Mon/Wed/Fri.

We all were warned it was going to happen; but we never really saw it coming. We upvotted it on reddit, we saw it on CNN. We read about it in the New York Times, watched it on the discovery channel, the science channel, the learning channel, and the history channel, discussed it at our book clubs, heard about it from Oprah, talked about it around the water cooler, but not a one of us realized it was going to be this bad. We had gorged ourselves with information, became so overfed with minutia so fat with data that we had no room left for wisdom.

The funny thing was that they were all right. The pundits, the policy wonks, the raving mad men, everyone got at least part of it right. What were the odds? It was as if we put it all on black, let it ride a thousand times, and won every single spin.

But we didn’t care. The bloggers raved about the falling dollar, the hippies urged us to save the owls, the scientists were pressured to ignore their own findings, and our leaders were busy padding there own pockets. We all played our own little tunes while Rome burned.

Maybe I am getting ahead of myself, The Fall was fast, but didn’t happen overnight. If you want the full story we need to rewind the clock a couple years. It was the mid aught’s, 2007 if I recall correctly. I started my day just like any other, rise at 6am to the sounds of NPR’s Morning Edition. I found the daily dose of depression that we called news back then a good way to start a day. I was an information junky, after Steve Inskeep tempted me from my slumber with tales of Bush’s latest idiocy, I plopped myself in front of my computer to start the daily information download.

First up the night’s emails, then switch tabs to Google reader for the couple hundred feeds I followed regularly, then a quick blast of several major news sites, news aggregators, and the comment feed from my own group of blogs. No matter how good the spam filters there was always some you had to weed out.

I followed everything, xkcd, techcrunch, boingboing, and a bevy of others sites and blogs. Had to know what was going on, had to stay on top of the latest iPhone news, got to see the latest funny flow chart, and just had to know what Jon Steward had to say about Iraq last night. God I was a schmuck.

I knew so much about so many things. I could tell you in detail about any of a million unimportant bits of info-detritus. I had opinions that I was not shy about blogging about, but couldn’t find a girl to spend the evening with.

I had read about the extinction of the Yangtze River dolphin that day. A species that’s only fault was that it couldn’t fuck fast enough to counteract the effects of our damns and pollution. The poor things were crushed by our progress. They were a small note in the massive information symphony. It didn’t even get mentioned on the nightly news. A whole species gone and we treated it like it was just another item in our news feeds, because in a very real way it was.

I had no idea that day would be the start of it all, no one knew, we were like blind men feeling an elephant we thought we knew what we were in for, but couldn’t see the big picture.

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Future Crash The Novel

Future Crash was always supposed to be the name of an online serial novel I started working on in 2007 (yes I have been working on a horrible serial novel for 4 years). I started this website with the idea that it would become its home. Instead it has become a home to “stuff I make” including it seems the novel it was originally intended for.

I finally got around to re-writing the thing, and after trying hard to get it into shape I am going to take the plunge and show the world. Lets clear some stuff up right at the start…I am not a very good writer. I have a hard time with grammar, spelling, etc. But I wrote this thing slowly over 4 years, and I feel like even with its flaws it deserves to see the light of day.

It has existed for so long and absorbed so many tiny parts of my life that you might say its slightly autobiographical, but not enough to be embarrassing. All the characters and settings have been inspired by my life, but I assure you everything is very fictional.

I will be posting a section every Monday and Wednesday (edit: and Friday!) until its done.

If you want to sign up for an RSS feed for the novel you can get it here, you can also click on the Future Crash Novel category.

I would greatly appreciate any feedback you might have (even if you just find spelling errors ha ha).

Thanks for reading. Read the first chapter here.

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Feather Head Badges

Been working on some feather head badges, several different styles. I like the way these are turning out. I also like the way I got them to wrap around the head tube. The stippled effect is hammering and liver of sulfur, and the lines are etched in and then patina.

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Only Speed Can Set Me Free Ulock Badge

This badge is made from copper and emblazoned with the words “only speed can set me free” with a crow in flight. It has been oxidized and then polished to give it a nice finish that will last for years.

I often feel this way, if I can just push my bike a little faster I can outrun all the problems in my life. Speed sets you free.

I also enjoy the irony of putting something like this on the lock that holds your bicycle in one spot.

Affix to your U-lock by removing the silly plastic cover thing and then using JB Weld or similar epoxy to affix the badge over the lock hole. Sized for a Kryptonite brand mini U-lock (SKU – 997931)

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Etched Copper Cog Heart Flask

Another custom flask, this time using the same etched copper technique I used for the whale flask.

First I etched the copper, then cut out the design, then used liver of sulfur to give it that patina, then onto the flask.

I am liking the etching process more with mordant even though its much more toxic than salt water etching, the results are more consistent. I worry however of what I am going to do with this stuff when I am done using it…you can’t just pour it down the drain it will eat the pipes…and I certainly don’t want to pour it outside its nasty toxic…guess I will have to take it to the dump and see if they have any special disposal places.